Things that do NOT help a migraine...

In case anyone was wondering, I have compiled a list of things that do NOT help a migraine.

• A 2 yo waking you up at 4:30 am announcing he's "all done 'teepin" does NOT help.

• The same 2 yo screaming in your ear because he does not want to go back to bed at 4:30 am. Does not help.

• The same 2 yo accidentally kicking you in the head while he tries to climb in bed with you at 4:30 am. Not so much help.

• A hot shower beating down on your pulsating head doesn't hurt a migraine, but yelling at the 2 yo who sneaks into your art supplies while you are in the shower does, in fact, hurt.

• Refereeing the two boys who are fighting over a mostly deflated birthday balloon. Does. Not. Help.

And lastly,

• getting into your car as you are late for work and realizing you do not have gas...no help at all.

Consider this my little public service announcement. You're Welcome.