Now I know why some species devour their young...

The boys are driving me nuts today...if they are not running around shrieking and sticking their fingers in each other's eyes, ears and nose then they are doing everything they are NOT supposed to do. Beanie is especially delighting in repetitive acts of rebellion guaranteed to drive me to drink before noon. I feel like all I have done is yell "NO!" and "Don't Touch!" and GET OFF YOUR BROTHER!" all day long. I pray to all-that-is-holy that tomorrow it will be a day of no rain/snow/slush and I can send these children outside to play and burn off steam and not destroy what is left of my nervous system...